my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
no they wont kill you, theyre polymer balls that just absorb some water. you wont choke on them, and they wont suck all of the water out of your body. dont be stupid.
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
lxvf:
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
fun fact
“YOGI!!!!”
usually
I love how Drake loses it
I volunteer as tribute
- Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series





